biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
when u burn someone in front of ur friends
two kinds of people
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out
"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’.
Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’
This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen
This is so important. Know your elements before getting tatted. And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.
tattoos are hot.